Vin Diesel

Ingredients

12 oz Sprite (regular or diet)
2 dashes of Grenadine
4 Maraschino Cherries
Optional- 1 dash of Lime Juice
Ice Cubes- Glass half full

Directions

First, fill the cup half way up with ice cubes. Pour the Sprite while adding 2 dashes of grenadine. Stir the drink until completely mixed. If desired, add 1 dash of Lime Juice. Garnish with 4 Maraschino Cherries. Serve with a straw.

You might be thinking, "This sounds strangely like a Shirley Temple", but I have to warn you, this drink is not for children, literally. After being embarrassed for years ordering "Shirley Temples" in restaurants, I have decided to put a new name to this new drink.

First, only adults can order this. Second, since grenadine is basically the best part of this concoction, instead of using the ordinary 1 dash of it, we have amped this delicious beverage up with another kick of your favorite cherry flavor.

Since this drink is about as bad ass as a bald-headed buff man with tattoos, I felt it only fitting to name it after the one (and only) Vin Diesel. You might need to explain your order when you go out the first time, but do not fear, this drink will catch on fast (and furiously).